Intro:Em-G-D-A
  
   EmLater (022000@1)alligator - in a while crocodile
GWith (320003@1)a big fat smile coz I'm in denial
D (xx0232@1)                                                   ASkip (x02220@1)skip heart attack oh my god look at that she's found another lair
Cigarette burns not it's romance turn
No one gave me warning that this love thing hurts
Shock shock horror horror spill spill red wine down my shirt

F (133211@1)             FO-o-o-o-o-oh, (133211@1)      you
 
 C (x32010@1)                         G (320003@1)I no longer wish to fall in love,
                 Am, F (133211@1)                              G (320003@1)  
 I can tell you I like you very much,
 And I no longer wish to get married, 
 I can tell you besides you'll be buried

Flashy fancy face and a big bank balance
Sip my blood through a golden chalice
Chase Chase Chase to erase your face
And now it's tick tock boom
Boom boom boom realigned my zoom
Hope she thinks I look well groomed
Rock Paper Scissors cut cut cut it out of my life

F (133211@1)             FO-o-o-o-o-oh, (133211@1)      you

I no longer wish to fall in love 
I can tell you I like you very much 
and I no longer wish to get married 
I can tell you besides you I'll be buried

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

Thank you very much

I've got a plan how to get her back 
Strategy, ching chong cha, I smell a rat 
Rock paper scissors scissors cut cut cut 
bang shoot it down

F (133211@1)             FO-o-o-o-o-oh, (133211@1)      you

I no longer wish to fall in love, 
I can tell you I like you very much, 
And I no longer wish to get married, 
But how I love, I'd love ot see you buried

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

Thank you very much