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E5                                  A5
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
E5                               A5
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
D5                                 A5
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
D5                           A5
Or smoking pot out of a bong
D5                        A5
Wearin' flowers in my hair
D5                        A5
And having dirty underwear
E5                            D5                  A5
I don't wanna be a granola-head  -  refr?o(2x)
E5                                           A5                     
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
E5                              A5
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
D5                           A5
I think I'd rather be at home
D5                      A5
Listening to the Ramones
D5                              A5
Or hanging out and getting drunk
D5                          A5
With a bunch of useless punks

refr?o (2x)
E5              A5
Oh can't you see
E5             A5
It's not for me
D5                               A5
Eating bean sprouts all day long
D5                           A5
And smoking pot out of a bong
D5                         A5
Wearing flowers in my hair
D5                        A5
And having dirty underwear

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