Tabbed by Michael Hartnett
If this song has gotten you through as many hard times as it has me, i'm sure 
you'll appreciate this (albeit mediocre) tab.

    A5     B5     E5     B7ish Ab5   A5 *    A5 
e | --0-----x-----0-----x-----4-----5-----5-- | 
B | --2-----x-----0-----x-----4-----5-----5-- | 
G | --2-----4-----1-----x-----4-----6-----5-- | 
D | --2-----4-----2-----1-----6-----7-----7-- | 
A | --0-----2-----2-----2-----6-----7-----7-- | 
E | --x-----x-----0-----x-----4-----5-----5-- | 

Intro: A5 B5 E5 (x3) A5 (top notes accented)  B5

B5                    A5      B5
You need to take that bus
B5                        E5      Ab5
Goodbyes aren't all that good
Ab5            A*        A5 (I just like the sound of the slide)
Mother is in a mess
A5                        B5
What are you gonna do if nothing happens?
E5
Nothing happens
A5
Nothing happens
Ab5                   
Nothing happens
B5               (repeat intro)->A5    B5 E5 (x3) A5 B5
Nothing happens around here any more

Leaving the girls behind
Goodbyes aren't all that good
Daddy says you'll be fine
But what is he gonna say if nothing happens?

Nothing happens
Nothing happens
Nothing happens
B5                               E5
Nothing happens around here any more

A5 Ab5 B5
Repeat intro
End on E
e | -----0------------0-- | 
B | -----0------------0-- | 
G | -----1------------1-- | 
D | -----2--4-4-4-4p2-2-- | 
A | -----2------------2-- | 
E | -----0------------0-- | 

I implore you to correct or add to this.