G5 C5 G5 If I had a dollar now for every drink I had G5 D5 G5 I'd be so f*cking wealthy and things wouldn't be so bad G5 C5 G5 but I drank down every penny in just seven drunken nights G5 D5 G5 and called out for another round of seven drunken pints C5 G5 so have a drink ya bastards D5 G5 Because is no time left to lose C5 G5 It's nearly time for closing D5 G5 and we're running out of booze C5 G5 So have a drink ya bastards D5 G5 Because the morning' s nearly here C5 G5 The open Road's before us D5 G5 So let's have another beer If I could've found a girl could drink as much as me I take her off to be my wife and live so happily but I've never known such girl to walk upon this land I guess it's heaven's plan for me to be a single man Chorus E5 G5 D5 G5 And sometimes well I lie awake at night I feel no pain E5 G5 D5 G5 This banging in my head, the stinging of the shame E5 G5 D5 G5 I hear the angels calling me up on their lofty heights C5 G5 D5 D5 But they don't sing a lullaby they sing me my last rites, sing me my last rights, D5 Sing me my last rights! I've drunk me fill of piss and swill too many times to care And sometimes when I stagger home I pass out on the stair I like my women slightly large, my Whisky always neat And sometimes in the summer I like to pass out in the street Chorus
