E                          D  A  E                         D A E
Learn to love me assemble the ways       Now today tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind
                                                nevermind CDG
CHORUS:
G    C              Am  C D G    C            Am   C D G
Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over
G    C              Am                  G            C             Am
Shoplifters of the world       hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

E                                 D A E                             D A E
Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always
E                            D A E
My only weakness is a list of crimes
E                                                C D G
but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4

CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ...

CHORUS (alternate words):
G                 C                  Am
A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it's over
G    C             Am
alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
G      C               Am                   G          C      Am
tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began
      G             C    Am   C D G
I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X)
Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.