E5      D5  A5  E5          D5 A5 E5 
Learn to love me assemble the ways  Now today tomorrow and always 

My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind 

        nevermind 
C5 D5 G5 
CHORUS: 
G5    C5              A5  C5 D5 G5    C5            A5   C5 D5 G5 
Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over 
G5    C5              A5   G5       C5             A5 
Shoplifters of the world       hand it over, hand it over, hand it over 


E5                                 D5 A5 E5         D5 A5 E5 
Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always 
E5        D5 A5 E5 
My only weakness is a list of crimes 
E5        C5 D5 G5 
but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4 

CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ... 

CHORUS (alternate words): 
G5            C5        A5 
A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it's over 
G5    C5             A5 
alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time 
G5 C5     A5         G5          C5      A5 
tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began 
 G5             C5    A5   C5 D5 G5 
I was bored before I even began 

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X) 
Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.