D5                F5          Bb5         G5
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     D5                F5          Bb5
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
               G5            D5              F5
because you're evil and you lie and if you should die
  Bb5                G5                D5  F5  D5
I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry

G5          D5                 C5
Loved and lost and some may say
     D5                                                  C5       C5
when usually it's nothing surley you're happy it should be this way?
       D5                    C5
I say "No, Im gonna kill my dog" and
         D5                                  C5    C5
"May the lines sag, the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"

     D5                F5          Bb5         G5
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     D5                F5          Bb5
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
               G5            D5              F5
because you're evil and you lie and if you should die
  Bb5                G5                D5  F5  D5
I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry

G5          D5                 C5
Loved and lost and some may say
     D5                                                  C5       C5
when usually it's nothing surley you're happy it should be this way?
        D5                     C5
I said "no" and then I shot myself
    D5                          C5     C5
so, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight
  D5      F5            Bb5              G5
from the one you left behind from the one you left behind
  D5      F5            Bb5              G5
from the one you left behind from the one you left behind...