I made this one on my acoustic so its sounds good as an acoustic version.
let me know of any corrections.  Enjoy.

Standard tuning

chords used
    G  Gmaj7  Em  C  Cmaj7  D   D7  G7  Am
e|--3---2-----0---0----0----2---2---1----0---------------------------------|
B|--0---0-----0---1----0----3---1---0----1---------------------------------|
G|--0---0-----0---0----0----2---2---0----2---------------------------------|
D|--0---0-----2---2----2----0---0---0----2---------------------------------|
A|--2---2-----2---3----3----x---x---2----0---------------------------------|
E|--3---3-----0---x----x----x---x---3----x---------------------------------|


G            Gmaj7
When they say promises
Em       Gmaj7
They mean promises.

G  Gmaj7  Em  Gmaj7

C          Cmaj7
They'd say, "that's ok,
C             Cmaj7     C
Long as we can celebrate
Cmaj7         D      D7  
Ooh, you see, my uncle would say
D                   D7
things would change when he's dead...

C
Meet me in the bathroom
C
That's what she said
Am               D7
I don't mind...it's true.

G  Gmaj7  Em  Gmaj7 - G  Gmaj7  Em  Gmaj7

G            G7
Never was on time
C              Cmaj7
Yes, I once was mine
 G                  G7
Well, that was long ago
C                  Cmaj7
And darling, I don't mind.
G                                G7
Yeah, we were just two friends in lust
C                           Cmaj7
And baby, that just don't mean much
G                     G7
You trained me not to love
C                        Cmaj7
After you showed me what it was

G        Gmaj7         Em
Now she's staring wide-eyed
      Gmaj7
Can't close her eyes

G  Gmaj7  Em  Gmaj7

C  Cmaj7
Anywhere is fine
C         Cmaj7       C
just don't waste my time
Cmaj7        D    D7        
Ah, you see, my uncle would say
D                  D7
things would change once he's dead...

C   
Meet me in the bathroom
C
That's what she said
Am              D7
I don't mind...it's true.

G            G7
Never was on time
C              Cmaj7
Yes, I once was mine
G                   G7
Well, that was long ago
C                  Cmaj7
And darling, I don't mind.
G                                G7
Yeah, they were just two fucks in lust
C                        Cmaj7
Baby, that just don't mean much
G                     G7
You trained me not to love
C                        Cmaj7
After you taught me what it was. 

G   Gmaj7   Em   G