Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1 & 2] (bottom line Riff 2 vocals)

                ( A )
      Well my father says you're nifty
      You smell nice and you're groovy 
                ( B )
      And you've heard of photo lair
      And we both like foreign movies
                ( E )                           ( A )
      And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair
      My mother says you have that touch of class
      
                ( C# )
      You understand your feelings
      Well I can see a shiny future
                ( B )
      And you're not afraid to share
      Where we'll dialog in nurture
                ( E )
      And I think I could do something with your hair
      But there is one last thing I feel I need to ask
      
[Chorus 1 & 2]
                             ( A )
      Do you take it in the ass
                           ( B )
      Do you take it in the ass
                           ( D )
      Cause you're beautiful and curvy
      When it comes to brains you've got 'em
                ( F )
      but unless you're kinda purvey
      But unless you play the bottom
      
                ( E )                       ( A )
      There's no way me and you are gonnah last
      I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass

[Riff 3]      
           ( D ) 
      Well you're adorable, reliable but is your anus pliable
           ( A )                      ( B )
      that's the information that I need
           ( D )                      ( B )
      You would do it if you love me
           ( D )                      ( B )
      If you would just squat above me
      ( G - G - Ab - Ab - A - A - Bb - Bb - B )
      You could control the depth and speed

[Chorus 3]
                            ( A )
      Do you take it in the ass
                             ( B )
      Do you take it in the ass
                     ( D )
      Cause I've ordered in a shipment
              ( F )
      Of the relevant equipment
              ( E )                               ( A )
      I've got lubricant & boppers and some brass

[Bridge]
         ( D )                     ( B )
      If you need more information
         ( D )                     ( B )
      On this type of penetration
      G - G - Ab - Ab - A - A - Bb - Bb - B
      We can always take a correspondence class

[Riff 4]

                ( A )     
      You see I'm not the kinda fella
                ( B )
      Who can get off on vanilla
                ( E )                      ( A )
      No, I need a little colour in my sex
                ( C# )
      Well honey it just happens
                ( B )
      That I brought my bog load strap-on
                ( E )
      And some masculine to heighten the effect
        (N.C)      
      Ready? Uhh

[Final Chorus]
                                 ( A ) 
      Do you take it in the ass
                                    ( B )
      Do you take it in the ass
              ( F )     ( E )
      Ohhhhhhh
          ( A )
      Do you take it in the a_____ss