Verse 1 

A5
It's 8 O'clock and I'm feeling fine
    F#5
I'm out on a date tonight
     D5
In a candle lit restaurant
                 A5
Down by the riverside
A5
Everythings going alright I guess
    F#5
She took down my number and home address
D5
Everything was going perfectly
A5
Until

Chorus

 A5
It backfired at the disco
    F#5
she slapped me at the disco
  D5                           A5    E5
I did something I'll never forget

Verse 2 

         A5
It was a chat up line built not to impress
       F#5
More a sleezy remark on her whorish dress
D5                                       A5
My wires crossed like they'd never done before
          A5       
Well it's 3 O'clock and I'm feeling shite
    F#5
I'm going home alone tonight
D5
Everything was going perfectly
A5
Until

Chorus

 A5
It backfired at the disco
    F#5
she slapped me at the disco
  D5                           A5    
I did something I'll never forget
      A5
Yeah it backfired at the disco
    F#5
she slapped me at the disco
  D5                           A5    
I made a move when it was well out of context

Outro

A5
It backfired at the disco
F#5
We were dancing at the disco
D5
It backfired at the disco
A5
We were dancing at the disco
A5
Yeah it backfired at the disco
F#5
When she slapped me at the disco
D5
It backfired at the disco
A5
We were dancing at the disco