Tabbed by Yas.
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Chords Used:
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E 0,2,2,1,0,0
E(v2) x,7,9,9,9,7
E(v3) 0,14,14,13,0,0
E(v4) 0,x,9,9,9,x
B 7,9,9,8,7,7
B7M 6,9,9,8,x,x
Badd9 9,7,9,8,7,7
F# 2,4,4,3,2,2
F#(v2) x,9,11,11,11,9
D#m x,6,8,8,7,6
D#m(v2) (0),9,9,11,x,x
G#m x,11,13,13,12,11
A x,12,14,14,14,12
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Verse 1:
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E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
F#
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
Though i don't care about the soaps
F# E
No i don't care about the soaps
B F#(v2) E Ebm
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
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Chorus:
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B
If this is a rom-com
B7M B B9 E(v2) Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
B7M B B9 E
Kill the director please
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Verse 2:
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E(v4) Ebm(v2)
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B F#(v2)
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E(v4) Ebm(v2)
This is my head and this is my spout
B F# (v2) E
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B F# E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B F#(v2) E Ebm
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
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Chorus:
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B
If this is a rom-com
B7M B B9 E(v2) Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
B7M B B9 E(v2) Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
B7M B B9 E E(v3)
Kill the director please
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Outro:
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E(v2) Ebm
This is no... Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) Ebm
This is no... Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) Ebm
This is no... Bridget Jones
Abm A
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) Ebm
This is no... Bridget Jones
Abm A E
This is no... Bridget Bridget.... Jones