http://www.thosepoorbastards.com/ C (x32010@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1)My last old dollar's gone F (133211@1) CMy (x32010@1)last old dollar's gone. F (133211@1) CMy (x32010@1)whiskey bill is due, and my board bill too, G7And (320001@1)my last old dollar's gone. Darlin', I'm crazy bout you. Darlin', I'm crazy bout you. I'm crazy bout you, and another girl too, oh darlin', what should I do? I try to fight the sin, I try to fight the sin, I try to fight the sin, then a woman walks in, and Satan's got my soul again. Chorus Darlin', you better call up your pa, Darlin', you better call up your pa, Call up your pa, I need that money now, Don't look at me so cold. You better not make me choose, you better not make me choose. Cuz if I should choose, no matter what I do, Oh darlin', you will lose.