transcribed by edmond hum --- start --- D5 F5 G5 D5 F5 i picked up this lady in a store, she dropped her stuff G5 and tripped on it, so i picked her up i said, everybody falls down D5 once you meet the man you want F5 you'll know 'cause you see red G5 like making honey 'til he stings you in the head F5 D5 fall down fall down F5 kate collected postcards when she felt too alone G5 in case no friends of hers could get her on the phone F5 D5 fall down fall down her husband was in line behind her F5 not everybody falls down G5 you're so old, i said, what happened? D5 F5 if you eat her lipstick you consume her jealous rage G5 they get you in the mouth, those girls F5 D5 fall down fall down F5 juan collected things in cans, he felt he wasn't safe G5 see, his girlfriend took some when she went away F5 D5 fall down fall down D5 F5G
