G Uncle Bill and auntie Mary G Always used to shout G And uncle Bill would knock G Auntie Mary about C With auntie Mary C In such misery G I always thought that cancer Am G Was like the cavalry G When cancer cut Bill down G They said what a crying shame G Well I never thought so G And Mary did the same C Let?s face it Bill C You were a bastard through and through G So when that cancer cut him down Am G I did not feel blue G Cancer cancer it?s so good for you G Cancer cancer it?s so good for you C Cancer it will set you free G Am G The big C was like the cavalry G When he was on his deathbed G One day for a joke G Me and auntie Mary G Fun at him we'd poke C As he lay there C In his abject pain G Me and auntie Mary Am G We sung him this refrain G Cancer cancer it?s so good for you G Cancer cancer it?s so good for you C Cancer it will set you free G Am G The big C was like the cavalry G When he died G Later that same day G Me and auntie Mary G For him didn?t pray C But sometimes on a winter?s night C Though he has been long gone G Me and auntie Mary Am G Still sing him this song G Cancer cancer it?s so good for you G Cancer cancer it?s so good for you C Cancer it will set you free G Am G The big C was like the cavalry tabbed by timothio