Intro: F5 , C5 , F5 , C5 , F5 , C5 , G5 , C5

F5               C5
  Underneath the arches
F5            C5
  By the barricades
F5               C5
  I will do just what you want
   G5              C5
If money you will pay

F5                 C5
  With faded jeans trainers on
   F5                C5
My hair bleached and permed
F5                       C5
  Well if you?ve got the money
     G5                C5
Then I will take your sperm

F5                     C5
  Well chiselled is my jawline
F5               C5
Scarcely an acne scar
F5                     C5    
  And I?ve been had in toilets
G5                  C5
  Toilets cars and bars

F5                    C5  
  I?m just a piece of meat
    F5               C5 
For you to have your fun
F5                     C5            
  So pull my trousers around my thighs 
    G5              C5
And stick it up my bum

    F5         C5
I?m Piccadilly Lilly
   F5            C5
So if you want a quickie
F5               C5
  I will do just what you want
G5               C5
By the penny arcades

F5              C5
  When I do get older
F5              C5
I?ll marry me a soldier
F5                   C5
  And he will go and buy a boy
G5                C5
From the penny arcade


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