C5
Your suicides,
       F5
you do them with pride,
G5                 C5
you do them every year:
C5
you hang yourself
         F5
from the branch of a tree,
G5                       C5
the branch it breaks, I fear.

C5
Your suicides,
       F5
you do them with pride,
G5                    C5
that hotel in King's Cross:
C5
you overdosed
   F5
on heroin,
G5                          C5
only the use of a limb you lost.

C5
Your suicides,
       F5
you do them with pride,
G5                          C5
that time you slashed your wrists:
C5
your blood it clotted
F5
quickly,
G5                       C5
your blood was just too thick.

C5
Your suicides,
       F5
you do them with pride,
G5                        C5
in your car with exhaust fumes:
C5
some nosy parker
F5
came along,
G5                C5
your suicide was doomed.

C5
Your suicides,
       F5
you do them with pride,
G5                  C5
but are you really sincere?
C5
You say some day 
F5
you will succeed
G5                            C5
but you're ninety-three next year.

F5
Yes, you're ninety-three (silly old sod, silly old sod),
C5
you're ninety-three (silly old sod, silly old sod),
F5                        G5
you're ninety-three next year (silly old sod, silly old sod).
F5
Yes, you're ninety-three (silly old sod, silly old sod),
C5
you're ninety-three (silly old sod, silly old sod) ...
G5                        C5
you're ninety-three next year.



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