This is from the 2001 movie Blood Moon (aka Wolf Girl).
I transposed it up, to make the chords easier. The original can be found at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdDIqtsPq0
(To get a richer sound, play the first Am and G#dim as barred chords)
The Pluck Song
Am G#dim Am G7 C
There's only one way to please her, I have to pluck her, with my tweezer.
C G7
If I wanna go out, cuz the afternoon is sunny
C G7
That's when she says, "Come on, pluck me honey."
Am G7 Am
I pluck, and pluck, and pluck and think I'm done, and then
D7 G7 C
That's when she says, "Come on, pluck me again."
C G7
This pluck, pluck, plucking is a source of stress:
C G7
Forget just once and she's a plucking mess.
Am G7 Am
I pluck her on a Sunday and she looks real nice
D7 G7 C
Monday comes along, I have to pluck her twice.
F Fm
Pluck her in the morning. Pluck her all the day.
D# D#m G#m B
Pluck her in the evening, til there's nothing left to say.
C G7
Sometimes I'm forced to wonder, "Have I just run out of luck?"
C G7
Does she love me for me, or does she just love to get plucked?
Am G7 Am
Just once, I'd like to keep my tweezer on the shelf.
D7 G7 C
Just once, I'd like to say, "Honey, pluck yourself."
F Fm
My friends say I"m such a lucky plucker.
C D7
True enough, I have to say.
F G7
If her beard did not grow back,
C
I'd pluck her anyway.
F C G7 C
(Well, look at her--wouldn't you?)
