Verse 1:

     F#5   D5   A5   
You won't, talk to me, 
        F#5    D5      A5  
and you won't, go out with me,
      F#5   D5   A5 
I ask why? and you say,
      F#5    E5        A5
it's 'cause I work at Subway

Verse 2:

       F#5  D5      A5
You don't like my songs,
       F#5   D5       A5
and how I, make footlongs, 
    F#5     D5         A5
I don't, know what to say,
     F#5   E5        A5
'Cause I work at Subway.

Chorus 1:

         D5                                E5    F#5
(Tell me why?) I know, I've heard all of your jokes,
         D5                                E5  F#5
(Tell me why?) I know, I still live with my folks,
         D5                           E5    F#5
(Tell me why?) and I'll be thirty-five in May,
F#5       E5     A5
and I work at Subway.

Verse 3:

    F#5      D5      A5
You don't, like onions, 
    F#5          D5      A5
and you don't, like Funions,
    F#5           D5           A5
I know, I wish it wasn't that way.
F#5         E5     A5
But, I work at Subway

Chorus 2:
  
       D5                             E5     F#5
(Tell me why?) You tell me I should turn the page,
         D5                             E5   F#5
(Tell me why?) just because I make minimum wage
              D5                     E5  F#5
I'll take you out. But, you'll have to pay,
 F#5           E5     A5
'Cause I work at Subway!

Bridge: 

F#5                              A5
All though I can buy you presents and things,
    D5            E5
listen to what I say. (Yeah)
    F#5                     A5
All though I'm a slob, I'll try to get a good job,
     D5                 E5
as a fry cook at Chick-Fi-La.

Verse 1:

     F#5   D5   A5   
You won't, talk to me, 
        F#5    D5      A5  
and you won't, go out with me,
      F#5   D5   A5 
I ask why? and you say,
      F#5    E5        A5
it's 'cause I work at Subway.
 F#5    E5        A5
'cause I work at Subway.