G C D Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end G C D The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend Em D C G And where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame Em D C G would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game (chorus) Em G If your a man who wants to live Em G a long and happy life Em D G these are the things you don't say to your wife. G C D I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday G C D I didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok Em D C G Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show Em D C G I taped it over our old wedding video (chorus) G C D Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes G C D The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake Em D C G Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill Em D C G Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill (chorus) Em G Em G If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, Em D G These are the things you don't say to your wife.
