(This song is from his rockshow comedy tour)(its tuned down two half steps)

D (xx0232@1)              BmYou (x24432@1)better quit all that complaining
            G (320003@1)          DDon't (xx0232@1)wanna hear another sound
D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)           Bm (x24432@1)              
If I hear any more whining 
          G (320003@1)          DI'm (xx0232@1)gonna turn the car around
            D (xx0232@1)       BmYou (x24432@1)have a little telivision
        G (320003@1)           DAnd (xx0232@1)you had enough to eat 
D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1)             BmAnd (x24432@1)if you don't change your disposition 
          G (320003@1)              DI'm (xx0232@1)gonna leave you on the street

D (xx0232@1)              BmSo (x24432@1)I'm waiting
         G (320003@1)         DFor (xx0232@1)your attitude to change
D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)     Bm (x24432@1)  
I'll keep on waiting
         G (320003@1)          DFor (xx0232@1)your attitude to change

D (xx0232@1)                  BmYou (x24432@1)say that I ain't fair
                   G (320003@1)         DI (xx0232@1)guess that would matter if I cared 
D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)      BmSo (x24432@1)i keep on waiting 
         G (320003@1)         Dfor (xx0232@1)your attitude to change