Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E7Do (020130@1)not feed doughnuts to your obese children Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E7You (020130@1)will regret it when theyre in their teens Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E7Maccas (020130@1)might shut them up now that theyre seven F (133211@1) But they wont forgive you, when Dm (xx0231@1) Am7Theyre (x02010@1)getting picked last for PE E7Dont (020130@1)you see? AmBoombalata (x02210@1)motherfucker D9 DmHave (xx0231@1)you noticed that your kids are fat? Am (x02210@1) D7What (xx0212@1)are you going to do about that? D7What (xx0212@1)are you going to do? Am (x02210@1) D7So (xx0212@1)you telling me that your family Am (x02210@1) D7Has (xx0212@1)a history of obesity Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)got a polycystic ovary Am7 (x02010@1) D7Its (xx0212@1)just the way that God made me E (022100@1) Em7 Its unlikely, statistically D7 (xx0212@1) To be a physical thing E7 (020130@1) E7/B But either way it dont explain why you E7Are (020130@1)in the cue at Burger King Am (x02210@1) Am/DYou (000210@1)can blame it on biology G (320003@1) G/DYou (4x3121@7)can blame your physiology Am (x02210@1) Am/DYou (000210@1)can point to genealogy G (320003@1) G/DAnd (4x3121@7)your social anthropology Am (x02210@1) You can say you are an ectomorph GaugThat (x2100x@1)you just cant get the kilos off BmWell (x24432@1)you can be what you wanna be E7But (020130@1)stop feeding that boy KFC F (133211@1) He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three B7 (x21202@1) E7He (020130@1)looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti F (133211@1) COrdering (x32010@1)to Diet Coke is not the way back G (320003@1) Boombalata kiddie-stuffer D (xx0232@1) E7Your (020130@1)kids a fat, have you noticed that? Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)you oughta be ashamed Am7 (x02010@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) For you only have yourself to blame. F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) GYour (320003@1)5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu F (133211@1) GOnly (320003@1)eats pizza like that because you do F (133211@1) She'lll be dead of a heart attack G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) GBefore (320003@1)your grandchildren are ten F (133211@1) Perhaps you'll consider G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) E7 (020130@1)A cut-back on extra fries then AmBoombalata (x02210@1)kiddie-stuffer D9 DmYour (xx0231@1)kids are fat, have you noticed that Am (x02210@1) What are you going to do about that? D7What (xx0212@1)are you going to do? Am (x02210@1) D7So (xx0212@1)you telling me that your family Am (x02210@1) D7Has (xx0212@1)a history of obesity Am (x02210@1) D7You (xx0212@1)got a polycystic ovary Am7 (x02010@1) D7Your (xx0212@1)mum had childhood diabetes Am7 (x02010@1) Am7But (x02010@1)- and in your case D7 (xx0212@1) There's a reasonably big butt Am7 (x02010@1) Do you think it's an appropriate treat E7 (020130@1) The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? Am (x02210@1) Am/G#There's (402210@1)no excuse you silly goose Am/G (302210@1) Am/F#For (202210@1)a child with a caboose Am (x02210@1) Like a moose who's eaten too much mousse D (xx0232@1) D7It's (xx0212@1)tantamount to child abuse Am (x02210@1) Kick them off the fucking couch G (320003@1) G/Em Unplug the Playstation Am (x02210@1) Send them down to the park G (320003@1) G7If (320001@1)they don't wanna go, make 'em EmTell (022000@1)them they have to jog D7Until (xx0212@1)their jogging shorts fit'em D (xx0232@1) If they hesitate, ask firmly G (320003@1) AbIf (xx1114@1)they still resist, hit'em F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? G (320003@1) DThese (xx0232@1)chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? F (133211@1) CSix (x32010@1)packs of kit cats are not the way back G (320003@1) Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer D (xx0232@1) E7Your (020130@1)kids are fat, did ya notice that? Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)you ought to be ashamed Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) GFor (320003@1)you have only have yourself to blame C (x32010@1) GYour (320003@1)6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut C (x32010@1) GEating (320003@1)half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut F (133211@1) He'll be dead of an aneurysm G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Before his own children ism ten FPerhaps (133211@1)you'll consider G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) A cut-back on Taco Bell then F (133211@1) Perhaps you'll consider G (320003@1) F (133211@1) A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts G (320003@1) And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds F (133211@1) GFor (320003@1)weeknightly dinners in front of the TV F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)notes to the phys-ed instructor saying timmy has F (133211@1) GAsthma (320003@1)but he really just gets short of breath F (133211@1) GCus (320003@1)he's 35 kilos above the ideal weight F (133211@1) G (320003@1) COf (x32010@1)35 kilos for a nine year old boy
