From Tim's new arena tour. Of course it doesn't compare to the man himself and his gigantic orchestra, but it's something to play along with if you enjoy the song and/or want to spread the message about rationalism. Enjoy! And buy the album! [Verse 1] G (320003@1) GSomewhere (320003@1)in your wardrobe I'd be willing to bet F (133211@1) Cthere's (x32010@1)a t-shirt probly bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara (not sure on this little funky bit as I can't find a way to make it fit in with the song, just sticking to a pause after the C, but here's what I think it is) E-----------------------------| B-----------------------------| G-----------------------------| x2 A-----------------------------| D---3p1p0---3p1p0----3--5-----| E---------3-------3-----------| (anyway, on with the show) GHe (320003@1)was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat F (133211@1) Cbut (x32010@1)behind the design I think you might find it's not quite as simple as that (funky bit) Bb5 (x133xx@1) A5 (x022xx@1) GChe (320003@1)was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophooooobe x2 [Chorus] G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) CThis (x32010@1)is my song in defence of the fence DA (xx0232@1)little sing along, a tribute to ambivalence Eb (x43121@3) BbThe (x1333x@1)more you know the harder you will find it F (133211@1) EbTo (x43121@3)make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find EbYou (x43121@3)can't see which grass is greener Bb (x1333x@1) FChances (133211@1)are it's neither and either way it's easier Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) GTo (320003@1)see the difference when you're sitting on the fence [Verse 2] GSomewhere (320003@1)in your house I'd be willing to bet F (133211@1) Cthere's (x32010@1)a picture of that grinning hippy from Tibet - the Dalai Llama (funky town) GHe's (320003@1)a lovely, funny fella, he does good stuff galore F (133211@1) Cbut (x32010@1)let's not forget that back in Tibet those funky monks used to dick the poor yeah (funktaculous) Bb (x1333x@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)the [Buddhist slime?] about future lives is the perfect way to stop the powerless rising up Bb (x1333x@1) A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)he tells the poor they will live again, cos he's rich now so it's easy for him to say [Chrous] G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) CI'm (x32010@1)taking a stand in defence of the fence C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)got a little band playing anthems to ambivalence Eb (x43121@3) BbWe (x1333x@1)divide the world into terrorists and heroes F (133211@1) EbInto (x43121@3)normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos Eb (x43121@3) BbInto (x1333x@1)things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer FAnd (133211@1)the things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future Eb (x43121@3) BbWe (x1333x@1)divide the world to stop us feeling frightened F (133211@1) EbInto (x43121@3)wrong and into right and into black and into white and Eb (x43121@3) Bbinto (x1333x@1)real men and fairies, into status quo and scary F (133211@1) Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) Gyeah (320003@1)we want the world binary, binary, but it's not that simple. [Break] terrible hand diagram -> _|||| 01234 Chords used: (1) (2) (3) (4) E---x------|---x-----|---x----|--x------------------| B---3------|---3-----|---3----|--3------------------| G---0------|---0-----|---0----|--0------------------| A---0------|---3-----|---2----|--1------------------| D---x------|---x-----|---x----|--x------------------| E---3------|---3-----|---3----|--3------------------| Fingers for each note: 4 4 4 4 3 1 1 2 2 2 2 (1) (2) And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (3) (4) Yea your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (1) (2) And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (3) -stop- Well so does your baby, maybe you oughta trade HIM in for a Prius ROCK! (no idea how this would work on an acoustic, but if you want you can hit an F for a few bars while shaking your head around like a maniac) [Chorus] G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) CI'm (x32010@1)taking a stand in defence of the fence C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)got a little band playing tributes to ambivalence Eb (x43121@3) BbWe (x1333x@1)divide the world into liberals and gun-freaks F (133211@1) EbInto (x43121@3)atheists and fundies, into tee-tot'lers and junkies Eb (x43121@3) BbInto (x1333x@1)chemical and natural, into fictional and factual FInto (133211@1)science and supernatural, but it's actually naturally not that white and black you'll be Eb (x43121@3) BbDividing (x1333x@1)us into terrorists and heroes F (133211@1) EbInto (x43121@3)normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos Eb (x43121@3) BbInto (x1333x@1)things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer FAnd (133211@1)things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance that in the future Eb (x43121@3) BbWe (x1333x@1)divide the world to stop us feeling frightened F (133211@1) EbInto (x43121@3)wrong and into right and into black and into white and Eb (x43121@3) Bbinto (x1333x@1)real men and fairies, into status quo and scary Fyeah (133211@1)we want the world binary, binary, 00 11 - 01! Eb, Bb, F, Eb Eb, Bb, F Eb (x43121@3) BbThe (x1333x@1)more you know the harder you will find it F (133211@1) EbTo (x43121@3)make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find EbYou (x43121@3)can't see which grass is greener Bb (x1333x@1) FChances (133211@1)are it's neither and either way it's easier Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) GTo (320003@1)see the difference when you're sitting on the fence
