[Verse 1] G5 G5 Somewhere in your wardrobe I'd be willing to bet F5 C5 there's a t-shirt probly bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara (not sure on this little funky bit as I can't find a way to make it fit in with the song, just sticking to a pause after the C, but here's what I think it is) E----------------------------- | B----------------------------- | G----------------------------- | x2 A----------------------------- | D---3p1p0---3p1p0----3--5----- | E---------3-------3----------- | (anyway, on with the show) G5 He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool hat F5 C5 but behind the design I think you might find it's not quite as simple as that (funky bit) Bb5 A5 G5 Che was a bit of a homophobe, Che was a bit of a homophooooobe x2 [Chorus] G5 B5 C5 This is my song in defence of the fence D5 A little sing along, a tribute to ambivalence Eb5 Bb5 The more you know the harder you will find it F5 Eb5 To make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find Eb5 You can't see which grass is greener Bb5 F5 Chances are it's neither and either way it's easier Eb5 F5 G5 To see the difference when you're sitting on the fence [Verse 2] G5 Somewhere in your house I'd be willing to bet F5 C5 there's a picture of that grinning hippy from Tibet - the Dalai Llama (funky town) G5 He's a lovely, funny fella, he does good stuff galore F5 C5 but let's not forget that back in Tibet those funky monks used to dick the poor yeah (funktaculous) Bb5 A5 G5 And the [Buddhist slime?] about future lives is the perfect way to stop the powerless rising up Bb5 A5 G5 And he tells the poor they will live again, cos he's rich now so it's easy for him to say [Chrous] G5 B5 C5 I'm taking a stand in defence of the fence C5 D5 I got a little band playing anthems to ambivalence Eb5 Bb5 We divide the world into terrorists and heroes F5 Eb5 Into normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos Eb5 Bb5 Into things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer F5 And the things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance they will cause cancer in the future Eb5 Bb5 We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened F5 Eb5 Into wrong and into right and into black and into white and Eb5 Bb5 into real men and fairies, into status quo and scary F5 Eb5 F5 G5 yeah we want the world binary, binary, but it's not that simple. [Break] terrible hand diagram -> _ | | | | 01234 Chords used: (1) (2) (3) (4) E---x------ | ---x----- | ---x---- | --x------------------ | B---3------ | ---3----- | ---3---- | --3------------------ | G---0------ | ---0----- | ---0---- | --0------------------ | A---0------ | ---3----- | ---2---- | --1------------------ | D---x------ | ---x----- | ---x---- | --x------------------ | E---3------ | ---3----- | ---3---- | --3------------------ | Fingers for each note: 4 4 4 4 3 1 1 2 2 2 2 (1) (2) And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (3) (4) Yea your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (1) (2) And your dog has a bigger carbon footprint than a four wheel drive (3) -stop- Well so does your baby, maybe you oughta trade HIM in for a Prius ROCK! (no idea how this would work on an acoustic, but if you want you can hit an F for a few bars while shaking your head around like a maniac) [Chorus] G5 B5 C5 I'm taking a stand in defence of the fence C5 D5 I got a little band playing tributes to ambivalence Eb5 Bb5 We divide the world into liberals and gun-freaks F5 Eb5 Into atheists and fundies, into tee-tot'lers and junkies Eb5 Bb5 Into chemical and natural, into fictional and factual F5 Into science and supernatural, but it's actually naturally not that white and black you'll be Eb5 Bb5 Dividing us into terrorists and heroes F5 Eb5 Into normal folk and weirdos, into good people and paedos Eb5 Bb5 Into things that give you cancer and the things that cu-ure cancer F5 And things that don't cause cancer, but there's a chance that in the future Eb5 Bb5 We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened F5 Eb5 Into wrong and into right and into black and into white and Eb5 Bb5 into real men and fairies, into status quo and scary F5 yeah we want the world binary, binary, 00 11 - 01! Eb5 , Bb5 , F5 , Eb5 Eb5 , Bb5 , F5 Eb5 Bb5 The more you know the harder you will find it F5 Eb5 To make up your mind it doesn't really matter if you find Eb5 You can't see which grass is greener Bb5 F5 Chances are it's neither and either way it's easier Eb5 F5 G5 To see the difference when you're sitting on the fence
