This is an alternative version of Tim Minchin's Youtube Lament. 
Try it out and let me know what you think.
Cheers, Alex

B7b9: x1212x
Eb*: x4356x

Intro: Em, B, C, C/A, B 

              Em
All my carefully measured metaphor
       B7b9
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
          C
All of my shtick
           Am
My lyrical trickery
             B
All of those bows
         B
All that applause


(Em B C Am B 
All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry

       C
All my make-up, all my lights
       G
All my photo shoots in tights
       B7b9
All my pretensions
       Am
All my intentions
       B   C  B  C    B
All my glitzy opening nights

       C
All my brow-dependent jokes
       G
All my mirror balls and smoke
     Am                 A79
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
           B
All my poetry
   Eb*                Em
My swear words and my smut
         C                 
Will never get as many hits as
B                  Em
Kittens Waking Up