Intro: E5 , B5 , C5 , B5


              E5
All my carefully measured metaphor
              B5
All my flat nine dominant seven chords
                  C5
All of my shtick
                   C5
My lyrical trickery
                   B5
All of those bows

All that applause

All my intertextuality
All my self-aware hypocrisy
All of those rhymes
My irregular times
All my softly spoken sophistry

All my make-up, all my lights
All my photo shoots in tights
All my pretensions
All my intentions
All my glitzy opening nights

                C5
All my brow-dependent jokes
            G5
All my mirror balls and smoke
     E5
All my tilts at wit and whimsy
           B5
All my poetry
                                               C5
My swear words and my smut
         C5                 
Will never get as many hit's as
 B5                                  E5
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