I could be wrong Tim Wilson A5 C5 I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass G5 D5 Tellin' me every move to make A5 C5 And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass G5 D5 Tellin' me how to bake a cake A5 C5 And I've just about had my fill G5 D5 Of Doctor fucking Phil A5 C5 Tired of looking at Tiger's ass G5 D5 And Shaquil O' fucking Neal G5 D5 A5 Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair G5 D5 Just proof that you can be stupid E5 And still be a billion-fucking-aire A5 C5 G5 D5 I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing A5 C5 G5 D5 I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing A5 C5 Jenn and Brad and Angelina's ass G5 D5 I'm about tired of lookin' at them A5 C5 And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass G5 D5 To run out of fucking film! G5 D5 A5 I'm tired of everything on TV G5 D5 Everybody loves Raymond E5 Except for fucking me! A5 C5 I'm tired of that Lance's ass G5 D5 In France ridin' on a bike A5 C5 And I could purty much give a damn G5 D5 What some actress's dress looks like A5 C5 G5 D5 It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords A5 C5 And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass G5 D5 And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards G5 D5 A5 Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs G5 D5 And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass E5 And Git Er fucking Done! A5 C5 I'd like to watch football's ass G5 D5 Without worryin' about B.O. A5 C5 And I'm resolved to tell W's ass G5 D5 Where the fuck he can fucking go A5 C5 I'd be the first to second G5 D5 Tellin' the third world what the fuck they can fucking do! A5 C5 G5 D5 It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews A5 C5 G5 D5 I'm tired of my own ass singing this fucking song A5 C5 There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of G5 D5 But the list's too fucking long! G5 And I could be wrong... A5 OHH, I could be wrong! sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong
