C5 G5 C5 I always heard his herb was top shelf C5 D5 G5 But I just could not wait to find out for myself C5 Well don't knock it till you've tried it G5 C5 Well I've tried it my friend C5 G5 C5 And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again C5 G5 C5 We learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town C5 D5 G5 He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around C5 G5 C5 The last word I spoke before they tucked me in C5 G5 C5 Is I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Chorus: F5 Bb5 F5 I'll never smoke weed with Willie again C5 D5 G5 My party's all over before it begins C5 G5 C5 You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend C5 G5 C5 But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again C5 G5 C5 We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose C5 D5 G5 The party was Vegas it was after the show C5 G5 C5 Alone in the front lounge, it was just me and him C5 G5 C5 I took one friendly puff and the Grim Creeper set in Chorus: F5 Bb5 F5 I'll never smoke weed with Willie again C5 D5 G5 My party's all over before it begins C5 G5 C5 You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend C5 G5 C5 But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Key change: D5 A5 D5 Now we're passin' the guitar, we're telling good jokes D5 E5 A5 I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke D5 A5 D5 No I do not partake, I just let it pass by D5 A5 D5 With a grin on my face and a great contact high Chorus: G5 C5 G5 I'll never smoke weed with Willie again D5 E5 A5 My party's all over before it begins D5 A5 D5 You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend D5 A5 D5 But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Play slow let chords ring: D5 G5 D5 In the fetal position with drool on our chins D5 A5 D5 We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again