I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again
By Toby Keith

You can find this song from the Bob and Tom Show at 
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  C                     F            C
I always heard that his herb was top shelf
  C                      F               G
I just could not wait to find out for myself
      C                                  F           C
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
    C                          G      C
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Chorus:
     F                     Bb        F
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
   C                  F          G
My parties all over before it begins
        C                        F        C
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
    C                          G         C
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, The Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him
With one parting puff grim creeper set in

Chorus

Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
I know ones a comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

Chorus

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again