Tabbed by ThruOcean.
Capo: 3rd Fret
Tuning: Standard

Em    C
Side burns.
       G          D
On the side of my face.
      Em   C
As my head turns,
        G                       D
you can see they're in the same place.
          Em    C
On either side. Burns.
     G        D
They can't be replaced.
     Em    C
My insides burn,
       G            D
when I think of the days 
before my...
Em
My side burns. 
C
Look at my sideburns,
G
but don't touch my sideburns, 
D
why would you do that?

My heart yearns 
for my own sideburns.
My side actually burns now, 
what is that?

What the hell man, 
why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on? 
My side burns.

Does anybody have 
some aloe vera?
If you do, bring it backstage, 
I'll pay you back.

1985, 
from the womb I came out (on my birthday) 
The doctor said, 
"What you crying about?" 
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question? 
You know why I cried.
I have a serious lack of 
hair on the side... of my head.

Little baby people 
don't have sideburns.
They gotta grow them 
when they're older.

But if your little baby 
already has sideburns,
that's awesome! 
Don't be concerned.

Don't be concerned 
about your little bitty baby 
with the big big sideburns.

You should nota be 
concernd-acerned about 
the little itty bitty baby 
with the big big sideburns.

Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.

You should probably discourage 
that kind of profession,
Because it's illegal.
And your baby's too 
young to be concerned 
about starting a business,
but that's impressive 
if it's got the mindset.

My sideburns
look at my sideburns,
back on track talkin,
talkin, bout side burns!
My sideburns 
look a ma' side burns.
La lay la la 
loo loo 
Em   C    G    D
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.

Sideburns.
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