Am C G C Am I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway Am C G C Am She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today." Am C G C Am She said, "Imma go to the store and when I come home it better be done." Am C G C Am I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one." F C G F C When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said. Am C G C Am The only problem is I am easily distracted. F C G F C I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye... Am C G C Am it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5. Chorus F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw. F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww. F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow. F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor Am C G C Am Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries. Am C G C Am Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD. F C G F C She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablazed. Am C G C Am But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze. F C G F C I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done. Am C G C Am But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison. F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw. F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww. F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow. F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor Am C G C Am So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly. Am C G C Am The only explanation is that it was destiny. F C G F C Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't excist. Am C G C Am I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist. F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw. F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww. F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow. F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor F(5) F(3) E F(5) There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw. I got the tabs mostly from "Henrik Engebretsen"'s tabs but also from watching Toby play so it should be accurate.
