Tabbed by: Henrik Engebretsen
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I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
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She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
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She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home it better be done."
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I said, "No problem , ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."
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When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
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The only problem is I am easily distracted.
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I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
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it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.
Chorus (bar in parentheses)
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
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Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries.
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Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD.
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She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablazed.
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But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze.
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I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done.
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But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
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So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly.
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The only explanation is that it was destiny.
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Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't excist.
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I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
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There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
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There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw.