Tom: D

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1.       Want some whisky in your water, sugar in your tea?
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    What are these crazy questions they're asking of me?
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    This is the craziest party that could ever be,
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    don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't wanna see.
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Mama told me not to come,        mama told me not to come,
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she said :     That ain't no way to have fun, son!
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2.        Open up the window, let some air into this room ,
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    I think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume.
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    And the cigeratte you're smoking' s 'bout to scare me half to death,
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    open up the window, let me catch my breath. + REFRAIN +
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    That ain't no way to have fun, son! Son, son!
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3. The radio was blasting, someone knocking at the door,
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    I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor.
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   I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before,
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    don't know what it is,  but I don't wanna see no more. 
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+ REFRAIN   +     That ain't no way to have fun, son! + REFRAIN ....