Song: Maynard's Dick Artist: Tool Album: Salival Tabber: Snailman8 Lyrics taken from Lyricsondemand.com ------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro E5 G5 D5 A5 G5 X2 E G D A G X2 Verse 1 E G D It's all an open center D A G E Opens up and lets the wind lift him away E G D It doesn't have to feel water D A G It's just a place that feels right with him Chorus: E G D Kinda like the way you're breathing D A G E I kinda like the way you keep looking away E G Would you like to glide on, G D A G Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's G E Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G E Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G E Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G A5 G Diiiiiiiiiiiick Verse 2 E G D There's a shyness found in reason D A G E Apprehensive influence swallow away E G D You seem to feel abysmal take it D A G then you're careful grace for sure Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion) E G5 D5/E Kinda like the way you're breathing D5 A5 G5 E I kinda like the way you keep looking away E G5 Would you like to glide on, G5 D5/E A5 Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick G5 E5 Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 E5 Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5 E5 G Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G A5 G A G Diiiiiiiiiiiick Bridge E5 G5 Took you out in the back of the toolshed E5 C5 Put it right on top of your forehead E* F#* Took you out in the back of the toolshed G* A* G5** Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's G5** E5** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5** E5** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5** E5** Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's G5** Diiiiiiick! ======================================================= Footnotes *for last 2 lines use: E F# G A -------------- 5---7----8---10 x---x----x---x 2----4---5---7 -------------- -------------- **Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th, I normaly do that, but if you want, find the higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.