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Palm Mute
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CWe (x32010@1)don't like to go out shopping
F (133211@1)                                 CWe (x32010@1)don't care what's on sale
  F (133211@1)                                               CWe (x32010@1)just want to sit with a bag full of chips
D7 (xx0212@1)               GWatching (320003@1)the NFL
CWhen (x32010@1)you come over at halftime
                                              FAnd (133211@1)say does this dress fit too tight
F (133211@1)                                                                           GWe (320003@1)just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont
                   CIt (x32010@1)looks just right
                                       GWell (320003@1)that's the truth about men
                                       CYeah (x32010@1)that's the truth about us
                  FWe (133211@1)like to hunt and golf on our days off
D7 (xx0212@1)                          GScratch (320003@1)and spit and cuss
  FIt (133211@1)don't matter what line we hand you
C (x32010@1)                                 D7When (xx0212@1)we come dragging in
F (133211@1)                                   C (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)     CWe (x32010@1)ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
CWe (x32010@1)hate watching Steel Magnolias
F (133211@1)                                       CWe (x32010@1)like Rambo and Die Hard 4
F (133211@1)                                                     C (x32010@1)         D7Jump (xx0212@1)up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home
             GDepot (320003@1)Store

CWe (x32010@1)really don't want to take you to dinner
                              FAt (133211@1)some fancy restaurant
  F (133211@1)                                                               GThe (320003@1)only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that
            CWe (x32010@1)all want
 C (x32010@1)                                 GWell (320003@1)that's the truth about men
                                         CYeah (x32010@1)that's the truth about guys
              F (133211@1)                                     CWe'd (x32010@1)rather pick guitars and work on cars
         D7 (xx0212@1)                         GThen (320003@1)work on the problems in our lives
F (133211@1)                                     C (x32010@1)                           D7And (xx0212@1)though we might say it to you every now and then
F (133211@1)                                  C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)     
              CWe (x32010@1)aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
                  F (133211@1)                                       CBut (x32010@1)if you want to know what were all thinking
    G (320003@1)                  CIts (x32010@1)nothing too complex
     F (133211@1)                              C (x32010@1)                   
D7 (xx0212@1)      GIts (320003@1)just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees
                                 GThat's (320003@1)the truth about men
                                        CYeah (x32010@1)that's the truth about us
                   F (133211@1)                      CWe (x32010@1)like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
D7 (xx0212@1)                                GScratch (320003@1)and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff
F (133211@1)                                             C (x32010@1)               D7It (xx0212@1)don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
F (133211@1)                                C (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)   
          CWe (x32010@1)ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
F (133211@1)                                  C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)     CWe (x32010@1)ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen
 G (320003@1)                           CSure (x32010@1)its gonna happen
  G (320003@1)                                      CYou (x32010@1)know its gonna happen again

And that's the truth about men.