Intro: C A# A G C A# Gatesy: Table for one, Am G Preferably out of the sun, F C G Somewhere where it's quiet. C A# And a coffee too, Am G Better make it black right through, F C G I'm feeling fairly shite. Am G C I don't think I have enough class, E F To handle drinking from a glass, F# G Get me water in a pla stic cup. C A# C G & S: I went a shandy too far, E I woke up in the bed of, F F# G Someone who I just never thought I'd do. C A# C I know, I went a shandy too far, E F I wonder where I left my car? G C G A shandy too far. Yon: Mmmm... yum , yum , yum... C A# Yon: Comfortable bed... G & S: (Comfortable bed...) Am G Yon: Shame about the pain in my head. F C Where'd I leave my shoes? G G & S: (Well, they're just over there...) C A# Yon: Well, they're over there, Am G & S: (Over there...) G Yon: Underneath my underwear, F C G Tripod: And where'd I get this bruise? Am G C Scod: I can hear her come down the hall, E F And bang her head against the wall, F# And wish she didn't have... G Tripod: ... appalling luck. C A# C She went a shandy too far, E I woke up in the bed of, F F# G Someone who I just never thought I'd do. C A# C I know I went a shandy too far, E F I wonder where I left my car? G Am A shandy too far. E Am A# Scod: Take my advice, in a crisis, F F# Catch a taxi, catch a bus. G But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself, C A# 'Cause there's a caveman inside, Am G F Your brain's just coming along for the ride, G C G You'd think I'd learn. Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...) C A# Scod: I don't know it all, Am G When it will be safe to call. F F# We used to be quite friendly, G But this could be the end. C Because we went... Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far. Scod: (Shandy, shandy too far...) Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of, bring back G Tripod: Someone who I never thought I'd do. C A# C I know I went a shandy too far, E F I wonder where I left my car? G C G A shandy too far. (They all start shouting at once) C A# Am Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh G F Ooooo-wa, oooh, G C Shandy too far. G Scod: Never happened to me personally, of course. C A# Am Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Gatesy: Is Mum in the audience again?! G F Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh, G C G Shandy too far. C A# Am Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, G F Ooooo-wa, oooh, G C G Yon: Shandy too far... Scod: Shandy too far... Gatesy: Shandy too far. C A# Am Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Gatesy: How much money? G F Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh, G Yon: Shandy too... Scod: Shandy too... Gatesy: Shandy too... C C Tripod: ... far_ooooooooh
