Intro: C5 A#5 A5 G5 C5 A#5 Gatesy: Table for one, A5 G5 Preferably out of the sun, F5 C5 G5 Somewhere where it's quiet. C5 A#5 And a coffee too, A5 G5 Better make it black right through, F5 C5 G5 I'm feeling fairly shite. A5 G5 C5 I don't think I have enough class, E5 F5 To handle drinking from a glass, F#5 G5 Get me water in a pla stic cup. C5 A#5 C5 G & S: I went a shandy too far, E5 I woke up in the bed of, F5 F#5 G5 Someone who I just never thought I'd do. C5 A#5 C5 I know, I went a shandy too far, E5 F5 I wonder where I left my car? G5 C5 G5 A shandy too far. Yon: Mmmm... yum , yum , yum... C5 A#5 Yon: Comfortable bed... G & S: (Comfortable bed...) A5 G5 Yon: Shame about the pain in my head. F5 C5 Where'd I leave my shoes? G5 G & S: (Well, they're just over there...) C5 A#5 Yon: Well, they're over there, A5 G & S: (Over there...) G5 Yon: Underneath my underwear, F5 C5 G5 Tripod: And where'd I get this bruise? A5 G5 C5 Scod: I can hear her come down the hall, E5 F5 And bang her head against the wall, F#5 And wish she didn't have... G5 Tripod: ... appalling luck. C5 A#5 C5 She went a shandy too far, E5 I woke up in the bed of, F5 F#5 G5 Someone who I just never thought I'd do. C5 A#5 C5 I know I went a shandy too far, E5 F5 I wonder where I left my car? G5 A5 A shandy too far. E5 A5 A#5 Scod: Take my advice, in a crisis, F5 F#5 Catch a taxi, catch a bus. G5 But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself, C5 A#5 'Cause there's a caveman inside, A5 G5 F5 Your brain's just coming along for the ride, G5 C5 G5 You'd think I'd learn. Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...) C5 A#5 Scod: I don't know it all, A5 G5 When it will be safe to call. F5 F#5 We used to be quite friendly, G5 But this could be the end. C5 Because we went... Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far. Scod: (Shandy, shandy too far...) Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of, bring back G5 Tripod: Someone who I never thought I'd do. C5 A#5 C5 I know I went a shandy too far, E5 F5 I wonder where I left my car? G5 C5 G5 A shandy too far. (They all start shouting at once) C5 A#5 A5 Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh G5 F5 Ooooo-wa, oooh, G5 C5 Shandy too far. G5 Scod: Never happened to me personally, of course. C5 A#5 A5 Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Gatesy: Is Mum in the audience again?! G5 F5 Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh, G5 C5 G5 Shandy too far. C5 A#5 A5 Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, G5 F5 Ooooo-wa, oooh, G5 C5 G5 Yon: Shandy too far... Scod: Shandy too far... Gatesy: Shandy too far. C5 A#5 A5 Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Gatesy: How much money? G5 F5 Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh, G5 Yon: Shandy too... Scod: Shandy too... Gatesy: Shandy too... C5 C5 Tripod: ... far_ooooooooh
