G               A 
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
        C          D       G 
And I didn't know what to do.
             G               A 
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
         C         D       G 
She was looking at Doctor Who.  

              G                  A 
There was an actual girl in the comic shop,  
C         D       G 
What a momentous day! 
G                                A  
I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,  
   C           D          G 
A human-sized cardboard display.  

F        C                G      (tacit)
     My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
F        C               G 
   So I knew I had to act fast.  

F                       G 

So many questions in my mind,  
                              C 
What would be a good pick-up line?
                             F   
Why had a hot girl just come in?
  
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,  
 D 
Who would win?  

(tacit)      
Good question...  

              G                          A 
I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
         C      D      G   
And his manual dexterity.
        G                                A 
But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,  
          C             D           G 
And he's stronger than Spidey would be...  

           C                 G 


There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
F       G       C 
 Just a minute ago.  
             C               G 
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
F            G       C
 Did anyone see her go?  

         D                       F 
Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?  
F      G          C 
Guess I'll never know...