TWO BLACK EYES AND A BROKEN NOSE
(Mariott, Lane)

GI've (320003@1)got two black eyes

Got a broken nose
                        D (xx0232@1)             GAnd (320003@1)I can't go down the spaniards no no more
            CWell, (x32010@1)I was fit and able

I was out there on the table
      G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)                   GAnd (320003@1)I shouted, will you look, let's have some more

E (022100@1)               AThat's (x02220@1)the way it goes
D (xx0232@1)               GThat's (320003@1)the way it goes
E (022100@1)                         ATwo (x02220@1)black eyes and a broken nose
DEverybody (xx0232@1)knows that's the way it goes

I've got a filthy mouth
I've got a dirty mind
And I can't go out with evil no no more
Well, that snobby bratt was meaner than this old hat, sir
She wacked me when I called her an old whore
Look out

That's the way it goes
That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes

All together

That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose

Well, a dollar is a dollar
And a dime is a dime
We'd sing another chorus
But we haven't got the time