Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Secret Xtians
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHKDTHFuCA
note: the guitarist plays on the second and fourth count, so I've tabbed it that way.

! alternate tuning: half a step down !


INTRO

start the song this way:

   G6  F#7sus2  E
e|-0---0--------0-------------------|
B|-0---0--------0-------------------|
G|-4---3--------1-------------------|
D|-5---4--------2-------------------|
A|-5---4--------2-------------------|
E|-3---2--------0-------------------|

Bb C 
G 
F  E 
D  G 
C     \
G     / x2


VERSE 1
    G6                 F#7sus2    E
I'm going to hide from the rain
                            Bb               C      G   
I am tired of running round while these nuns eat my grain
   F            E            D         G    C        G
Ransacking, wolfpacking rats in a cult of fame, so lame


CHORUS
C                       G     
Secret christians are all the same


VERSE 2
G6              F#7sus2   
Don't be grumpy and cold
E                         Bb        C       G
If you want to I can burn up a hole in this coal
      F            E           D             G    C      G  
Don't be surprised if it warms up right when we die tonight


CHORUS
C                       G   
secret christians are not too bright


BREAK

play the same chords from the verse, hum along with it


OUTRO 

Cmaj7  G 
Am 
C      G 
F 
Dm     C 
B      C D 
Em     D 
C      B

Em     D
C
Em     G
F      A B
Cmaj7  G
Gmaj7
Fmaj7
Esus4
E