The Uphill Gardeners - The Cock Show

This is te original version of this song and it´s
 the rigth way to play it. Enjoy
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------------------|
g|-----------------------------------------------------------|
d|------2----0-------------2---0~~-------------777777777-----|
a|--0------------4------0-----------*4-/-7/-4--777777777-----|
E|---------------------------------------------555555555-----|
*sliding                                       (___PM___)VERSE

e|----------------------|
b|----------------------|
g|-------7---9----------|
d|--7----7---9----------|      x2
a|--7----5---7----------|
E|--5-------------------|
(Hear the song for the timing)

CHORUS (1st part)
e|-----------------------|
b|-----------------------|
g|----------77-----------|
d|---777xx4x77-----------|     x3
a|---777xx4x55-----------|
E|---555xx2x-------------|

Chorus (2nd Part)
e|-------------------------------------------------|
b|-------------------------------------------------|
g|-----9999999-7777777---------then---999999--7-6--|
d|-----9999999-7777777---X2-----------999999--7-6--|
a|-----7777777-5555555----------------777777--5-4--|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
       (______PM______)               (_PM_)

INTERLUDE
e|---------------------------------------|
b|--2--2/3--2--2/3--2---2/3--2---222-----|
g|--2-------2-------2--------2---222-----|     x2
d|---------------------------------------|
a|---------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------|

*ORDER
-INTRO
-VERSE
-INTRO
-VERSE
-CHORUS PART 1
-CHORUS PART 2
-INTRO
-VERSE
-CHORUS PART 1
-CHORUS PART 2
-INTERLUDE
-CHORUS PART 1
-CHORUS PART 2
-INTRO

LYRICS:
Hanging out behind the club on the weekends
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I remember that it's the first time that I saw him there

He's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all his friends hate me
He's the one, he'll always be there
He took my dick and I came right there

Because I fell in love with the guy at the cock show
He said 8" and I told him its was nearer 6"
He's so hard, better sneak me through her passage
Everything's better when he's up me 
Can't wait until his parents go out of town
I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

When we said we were gonna move do it tonight
I remember I was gonna to eat shite
17 without a purposeful erection
We don't owe anyone a fuckin explanation

Because I fell in love with the guy at the cock show
He said 8" and I told him its was nearer 6"
He's so hard, better sneak me through her passage
Everything's better when he's up me 
Can't wait until his parents go out of town
I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

Black and white picture of him on my wall
I waited for her cum, he always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask him bend
Because he kept me waiting

Because I fell in love with the guy at the cock show
He said 8" and I told him its was nearer 6"
He's so hard, better sneak me through her passage
Everything's better when he's up me 
Can't wait until his parents go out of town
I fell in love with the guy at the cock show

with the guy at the cock show
with the guy at the cock show(I'll never forget tonight)
with the guy at the cock show......