intro = D

     G                D         G             D
don't hit me with a broom / I must request relief
     G                D                  Em       
don't hit me with a broom / get another chief if you ain't
G               D                    Em     
got yourself a vacuum / get another chief if you ain't
G               D
got yourself a vacuum.............

verse 2 = don't keep me in the car / i must get to the porch
don't keep me in the car / a little torch will only get a girl
so far / a little torch will only get a girl so far.....
                  Em            G         D
bridge = i am a million miles away from home
            Am   G            D
you're the only human here i know
             B             G         D
ive been as truthful as a mammal can be
             Em       G        D
still you insist on intertanglin' / still 
        Em     G         D
you insist on intertanglin'

chorus (same chords as verse)
you've been startin' ruuuuuuuuuuuuuumors that we are
loooooooooooooovers / when you know ive been runnin'
hard in the dark / but the only thing i been a-sleepin' with is
the cutty sark / yes the only thing i been a-sleepin' with is
the cutty sark

verse 3 = so don't slap me with a suit
i swear i didn't breach
don't slap me with a suit
you wrote your friends that i'm a leech but you're just confused
you wrote your friends that i'm a leech but you're just confused