intro = D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 don't hit me with a broom / I must request relief G5 D5 E5 don't hit me with a broom / get another chief if you ain't G5 D5 E5 got yourself a vacuum / get another chief if you ain't G5 D5 got yourself a vacuum............. verse 2 = don't keep me in the car / i must get to the porch don't keep me in the car / a little torch will only get a girl so far / a little torch will only get a girl so far..... E5 G5 D5 bridge = i am a million miles away from home A5 G5 D5 you're the only human here i know B5 G5 D5 ive been as truthful as a mammal can be E5 G5 D5 still you insist on intertanglin' / still E5 G5 D5 you insist on intertanglin' chorus (same chords as verse) you've been startin' ruuuuuuuuuuuuuumors that we are loooooooooooooovers / when you know ive been runnin' hard in the dark / but the only thing i been a-sleepin' with is the cutty sark / yes the only thing i been a-sleepin' with is the cutty sark verse 3 = so don't slap me with a suit i swear i didn't breach don't slap me with a suit you wrote your friends that i'm a leech but you're just confused you wrote your friends that i'm a leech but you're just confused