"Maiden" by Vic Chesnutt, from the album "the salesman and bernadette"

intro = E
E (022100@1)                EDogs (022100@1)are barkin', birds are chirpin'
    E (022100@1)                     Ethe (022100@1)only thing better is if I were squirtin'
        A (x02220@1)                        Ethere's (022100@1)no one here to love on me today
         F# (244322@1) A (x02220@1)       Efor (022100@1)the maidens on holiday
         F# (244322@1) A (x02220@1)       Eyeah (022100@1)the maidens on holiday

verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle
         hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles
         but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay
         for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday

bridge=
F#I (244322@1)ain't nothin' but chivalrous
Bain't (x2444x@1)never been nothing nasty between us
F#she (244322@1)knows where she stands
B (x2444x@1)               A (x02220@1)            
on the heart of a broken man

         Everse (022100@1)3= it's gonna be bad no matter what
         so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt
         any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay
         for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday

there ya go - super fun to sing like vic !!!!!!!!!