intro -  C

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A funny pilgrim on a crazy crusade
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a saucy chaucer, a sorry chapter mislaid
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whittled with an exacto-knife plumb right thru my load-bearing wall
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im horrified now i could do such a thing
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but i thought i saw the singer
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ive heard those chimes so many other times
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but if i gave in it had to've been
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i whupped it out and destroyed my selfish cocoon
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since i gave in it had to've been
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'n' i gave in , i hope it had to've been
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im not an optomist... im not a realist
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i might be a sub-realist  but i cant substantiate
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it was bigger than me and i felt like a sick child 
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dragged by a donkey   thru the myrtle