*Note: My version of a C/G is a C major with the bottom E played on the third fret :)
            C (x32010@1)        C/G (3x555x@1)   C (x32010@1)       
It's fun to run, it's fun to play,
      C/G (3x555x@1)   GIt's (320003@1)fun to make things out of clay,
             FIt's (133211@1)fun to fill your car with gas,
              G (320003@1)                       C (x32010@1)  C/B (x2555x@1)C(Play (x32010@1)Afew (x02220@1)more times)
It's fun to break.... things made of glass!

EmBut (022000@1)broken glass can cut your hand, 
      C (x32010@1)                 GAnd (320003@1)then you'll bleed across the land,
      Em (022000@1)   
Ask any woman, child or man,
      C (x32010@1)               DThe (xx0232@1)dangers you could pass 
              C (x32010@1)       GWith (320003@1)broken glass...
          C (x32010@1)     GBroken (320003@1)Glass....
 
             C (x32010@1)    C/G (3x555x@1)   C (x32010@1)
But broken glass is not a food,
C/G (3x555x@1)             GSo (320003@1)don't you listen to some dude,
                FWho (133211@1)says put cheese on broken glass,
              GAnd (320003@1)make A sand-A-wich! 
         C (x32010@1)        C/B (x2555x@1) C(play (x32010@1)afew (x02210@1)more times)
Out of broken glass...

EmBroken (022000@1)Glass isn't good for your tummy,
   C (x32010@1)                       GAlthough (320003@1)you may think it's kind of yummy,
        EmDon't (022000@1)eat that glass, don't be a dummy, 
C (x32010@1)             DJust (xx0232@1)stay in school 
                 C (x32010@1)       Gand (320003@1)don't eat broken glass,
                   C (x32010@1)     GDon't (320003@1)eat broken gla-ass,

C (x32010@1)        C/G (3x555x@1)   C (x32010@1)  C/GLet's (3x555x@1)sing a song about broken glass,
 C/G (3x555x@1)              GI'll (320003@1)help you write it after class,
              FThere (133211@1)is no song that can surpass
               GThe (320003@1)song we sing,
               C (x32010@1)   C/G (3x555x@1) C(play (x32010@1)afew (x02210@1)more times)
About broken glass...

[HARMONICA SOLO!] *continue C - C/G chords through harmonica solo!*

C (x32010@1)        C/G (3x555x@1)   C (x32010@1)   C/GLet's (3x555x@1)sing a song about broken glass,
C/G (3x555x@1)              GI'll (320003@1)help you write it after class,
              FThere (133211@1)is no song that can surpass
              G (320003@1)(mute)
The song we sing,
 *no chord*                   C(let (x32010@1)ring)
[Spoken:] About broken glass...