A5 I tell myself what's done is done I tell myself don't be a fool B5 E5 B5 E5 Play the field have a lot of fun B5 E5 A5 It's easy when you play it cool I tell myself don't be a chump Who cares, let him stay away B5 E5 B5 E5 That's when the phone rings and I jump B5 E5 A5 And as I grab the phone I pray E5 A5 Let it please be him , oh dear God It must be him , it must be him B5 E5 B5 E5 A5 E5 Or I shall die, or I shall die A5 Oh hello, hello my dear God It must be him but it's not him B5 E5 B5 E5 A5 E5 And then I die, that's when I die. A5 After a while, I'm myself again I take the pieces off the floor B5 E5 B5 E5 Put my heart on the shelf again B5 E5 A5 You'll never hurt me anymore I'm not a puppet on a string I'll find somebody else someday B5 E5 B5 E5 That's when the phone rings B5 E5 A5 And once again I start to pray E5 A5 Let it please be him , oh dear God It must be him , it must be him B5 E5 B5 E5 A5 F5 Or I shall die, or I shall die Bb5 Oh hello, hello my dear God It must be him but it's not him C5 F5 C5 F5 Bb5 F#5 And then I die, again I die B5 Let it please be him , oh dear God...