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D (xx0232@1) DMy (xx0232@1)granny while on her death bed
G (320003@1) DShe (xx0232@1)turned and said to me
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) D"Why (xx0232@1)must you view life so morbidly?
D (xx0232@1) DI (xx0232@1)tried to teach you right
G (320003@1) DBut (xx0232@1)somewhere I went wrong
G'Cuz (320003@1)you sang those
A (x02220@1) DDeath (xx0232@1)death devil devil evil evil songs"
D (xx0232@1) DWhen (xx0232@1)six pallbearers put her down
G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)laid her body in the ground
GMy (320003@1)eyes were wet
A (x02220@1) DMy (xx0232@1)face was very long
D (xx0232@1) DThe (xx0232@1)pastor said "son here you are
G (320003@1) DWon't (xx0232@1)you please take this guitar
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DSing (xx0232@1)dearly departed Granny one last song"
DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death
Adevil (x02220@1)devil devil devil
G (320003@1) Devil (xx0232@1)evil evil evil songs
G (320003@1) DHell (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along
D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of tragedies
G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong?
G (320003@1)Singing death death death death
A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs
D (xx0232@1) GWell (320003@1)I was shopping at Hot Topic
D (xx0232@1) AAnd (x02220@1)I was walking out the store
D (xx0232@1) AWhen (x02220@1)two dumb jocks came up to me
G (320003@1) DThey (xx0232@1)said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)they kicked my lipstick to the floor
DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G (320003@1) DHell (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along
D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of idiots
G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong?
G (320003@1)
Singing death death death death
A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs
D (xx0232@1) GWell (320003@1)I went down to church on Sunday
D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)sat up front in a pew
D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)priest said "Jesus and Mary too,
G (320003@1) DSon (xx0232@1)what the devils got into you?
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) DGet (xx0232@1)up and sing a hymn or two"
DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G (320003@1) DHell (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along
D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of hypocrisies
G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong?
G (320003@1)
Singing death death death death
A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs
D (xx0232@1) GI (320003@1)was invited to the White House
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)
The president pulled me aside
G (320003@1) AHe (x02220@1)said "Son sing us a song of peace
D (xx0232@1) DFor (xx0232@1)those evil doers in the Middle East"
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DI (xx0232@1)rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
DAnd (xx0232@1)I sang death death
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Ddevil (xx0232@1)devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)you know that's how I get along
D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of W's
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)So how can it be wrong?
G (320003@1)
Singing death death death death
A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs
D (xx0232@1) DWell (xx0232@1)then I died and went to Hell
G (320003@1) DI (xx0232@1)could tell right away by the awful smell
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DThat (xx0232@1)this was clearly not the pearly gates
D (xx0232@1) DThe (xx0232@1)devil said "come here young man
G (320003@1) DMy (xx0232@1)wife and I are your biggest fans"
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DSo (xx0232@1)naturally I felt I had it made
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)
Well then he reached into an iron chest
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)he picked a tool that he felt was best
D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)
And then he jabbed me in the shlong
G (320003@1) DWith (xx0232@1)a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) DHe (xx0232@1)turned to me and winked and sang this song
DHe (xx0232@1)sang death death
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Ddevil (xx0232@1)devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G (320003@1) DYeah (xx0232@1)I know that's how you got along
D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)find your song hilarious
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)But now your soul's precarious
G (320003@1)
Singing your death death death death
A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs
DI'm (xx0232@1)just kidding kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet
DDeath (xx0232@1)death
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Ddevil (xx0232@1)devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)you know that's how we got along
D (xx0232@1) AThe (x02220@1)world is full of sinners
G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)how can it be wrong?
GSinging (320003@1)death death death death
A (x02220@1) DDevil (xx0232@1)devil evil evil songs
