Tabbed by 5ason This song is extremely easy, though it is still Great and a fun thing to sit around and play mindlessly. Fist, tune your guitar a full step down (D G C F A d). This is the case with most Voltaire songs, though! The only chords you need to know are Em and Am , there is an optional A7 in there, though it still sounds great without it. If on occasion you want to add a bit of flavor, plucking each of the three bottom strings from the bottom up gives a nice touch. E5 A5 Three heavy stones will keep it from floating, E5 A5 weigh it down to the bottom , food for the fishes. E5 A5 E5 And I know that it won't be discovered A5 'cause I will be careful, so very careful. START HAMMERING THE CHORDS ON HERE, BUT KEEP STRUMMING E5 A5 E5 What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is STOP HAMMERING A5 reduced to its muddy bed? E5 A5 With a corpse exposed I would work in haste E5 A5 and... I might bury the bones in a shallow grave. A5 or A5 And the rain comes and moves rocks and the stones A5 or A5 washes away all the dirt and the mudflows A5 or A5 Bones are exposed and well. A5 or A5 you know how that goes! E5 I wait for the day when I'll finally defile A5 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers. E5 I'll pile high to the sky A5 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. A5 E5 watch them die. E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. A5 E5 watch them die. (play Em to Am twice) START HAMMERING THE CHORDS ON HERE, BUT KEEP STRUMMING E5 A5 I saw you with him , You looked so happy.. E5 A5 All of that can change! 'cause, I am so lonely, E5 and I have lots of time, to, send you straight A5 E5 to the Devil, I'm taking my time A5 to, plan your demise. E5 A5 E5 What if I were to cut you up and mail each part A5 E5 to a different town? It would take the most A5 A5 or A5 brilliant private eye the rest of his life A5 or A5 just to put you together. A5 or A5 a piece in each mailbox all over the planet A5 or A5 from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara. E5 I wait for the day when I'll finally defile A5 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers. E5 I'll pile high to the sky A5 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers E5 I wait for the day when I'll finally destroy A5 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers. E5 I'll pile high to the sky A5 the bodies of my ex lover's lovers E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. E5 A5 I saw you with him , you looked so happy. E5 A5 That will never change, because I know myself E5 too well. I don't have the courage E5 to carry out my dreams A5 And only there will I see them E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them die. E5 Die, die, die diddle die, A5 die diddle die, diddle die, E5 watch them , die. That's all, ladies and gentlemen! And remember kids, there are real-life consequences to killing your Ex, however unfortunate!
