(intro) | --------0-----------2-----------0-----------2------ | | ----0-----0-----3-----3-----0-----0-----0-----0---- | | ------0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----0-----2-----2-- | | --------------0-----------2-----------2------------ | | --2------------------------------------------------ | | --------------------------------------------------- | (verse 1) E5 D5 E5 B5 There's a monster that lives ?neath your bed, Oh for crying out loud E5 D5 E5 B5 it's a futon on the floor, He must be flat as a board E5 D5 E5 B5 There's a creature that lurks behind the door E5 D5 E5 B5 (intro) Though I've checked there 15 times, When I leave then he arrives Every night (verse 2) Tell the monster that lives ?neath your bed To go somewhere else instead, Or you'll kick him in the head Tell the creature that lurks behind the door If he knows what's good he won't come here anymore E5 B5 D5 Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four (chorus) G5 D5 C5 D5 Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight G5 D5 C5 D5 Now its time to close your tired eyes G5 D5 C5 D5 There are devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide G5 D5 C5 D5 Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight G5 D5 C5 D5 Intro Goodnight my little slayer goodnight (verse 3) Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had If he eats you, don't fret, just cut him open with an axe Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad (verse 4) Tell the harpies that land on your bed post That at the count of five you'll roast them alive Tell the devil its time you gave him his due He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes C5 D5 Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you (chorus) (verse 5) I won't tell you, there's nothing ?neath your bed I won't tell you, that it's all in your head This world of ours is not as it seems The monsters are real but not in your dreams Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat, C5 D5 you'll need it for some of the people you meet (chorus) (outro) G5 D5 C5 D5 Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight G5 D5 C5 D5 end on E5 Goodnight