Another great voltaire song, as usual chords aren't difficult but the timing is.
Not sure about the C#s etc in the chorus, if anyone has a better version please 
submit it, I only wrote this because I couldnt find any chords for it on the internet. 



Strum Dm (10th fret strings 1, 2, 3)

Grab the chair boys, we got another bucket kicker!
DmHappy (xx0231@1)birthday my olde friend
GmIt (355333@1)seems this horrorshow will never end
DmAny (xx0231@1)moment your last breath
A (x02220@1)                              Dm(continue (xx0231@1)strumming)
Here is to another day closer to death!
DmYour (xx0231@1)cake is on the table
Dmand (xx0231@1)it is awfully bright
Gmcos (355333@1)there's so many candles on top
Dmand (xx0231@1)you are so decrepit
DmYour (xx0231@1)chest so tight
A (x02220@1)                         A (x02220@1)             Dmwhen (xx0231@1)you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop
Dm (xx0231@1)          
And you can not complain each time you feel a pain
Gmcos (355333@1)you have arthritis and gout
Dmand (xx0231@1)when you start kavetchin' all your teeth fall out
Aso (x02220@1)have another cigarette
AHave (x02220@1)another beer!
A (x02220@1)                 C# (x43121@1)          DRaise (xx0232@1)your glass to one more year Gone!
DmHappy (xx0231@1)birthday my olde friend
GmIt (355333@1)seems this horrorshow will never end
DmAny (xx0231@1)moment your last breath
AHere (x02220@1)is to another day closer to death!
DmYour (xx0231@1)skin is so worn out and old, 
Gmall (355333@1)over your body it's saggin'
Dmespecially (xx0231@1)loose is your old caboose
Ayou're (x02220@1)draggin' it behind you in a wagon
Dmand (xx0231@1)you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf
Gmand (355333@1)you have alzheimers i'll bet!
DmYou're (xx0231@1)too old to remember

but you're too drunk to forget
    Aso (x02220@1)have another cigarette!
AHave (x02220@1)another beer
A (x02220@1)        A (x02220@1)      C# (x43121@1)           DRaise (xx0232@1)your glass to one more year Gone!
DmHappy (xx0231@1)birthday my olde friend
GmIt (355333@1)seems this horrorshow will never end
DmAny (xx0231@1)moment your last breath
AHere (x02220@1)is to another day closer to death!
Gm (355333@1)                         DmYou're (xx0231@1)so old you smell like dust
Gm (355333@1)                    DmNow (xx0231@1)your bones begin to rust
Gm (355333@1)                       Dmsee (xx0231@1)that face it's full of wrinkles
Aso (x02220@1)have another cigarette
Ahave (x02220@1)another beer
A (x02220@1)        A (x02220@1)      C# (x43121@1)           DRaise (xx0232@1)that chair to One More Year! Hey!
DmHappy (xx0231@1)birthday my olde friend
GmIt (355333@1)seems this horrorshow will never end
DmAny (xx0231@1)moment your last breath
AHere (x02220@1)is to another day closer to death!
DmHappy (xx0231@1)birthday my olde friend
GmIt (355333@1)seems this horrorshow will never end
DmAny (xx0231@1)moment your last breath
AHere (x02220@1)is to another day closer 
GmTo (355333@1)AYour (x02220@1)C#mSweet (x13321@4)Dm(keep strumming) 
Death!

Dm(open)/Dm(barred)/Dm(10th fret strings 1,2,3) A-Dm